[[ Dammit! Why’s it so hard to find a job?!?! ]]

THERE’S A 104 DAYS OF SUMMER VACATION

AND SCHOOL COMES ALONG JUST TO END IT

SO THE ANNUAL PROBLEM FOR OUR GENERATION IS FINDING A GOOD WAY TO SPEND IT… LIKE MAYBE

SACRIFICING YOUR FAMILY TO SATAN

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askdevsider:

Yeah but isn’t supposed to be the other way around? Pink on grey hair?

[[ No, grey gives the dignified look of a experience. Would a normal pony vote for a pink haired politician? (That wasn’t Pinkie Pie, cuz let’s face it, she can do anything.) ]]

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marydoyoujuanasmoke:

macarena-of-time:

my personality varies from unbearably clingy to disturbingly distant and there is no inbetween

tru

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[[ I’m sooo sick of this looking for a job stuff. I even posted my resume on Craigslist. I only seemed to get scams… XP ]]

itakemytime:

Hey look, it’s tumblr.

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askgametia:

missmodponythings:

ImaginaryFactory:

  unicorns in a different perspective

this will forever be my favorite part from the cabin in the woods. effin killer unicorns. 

Acutely that’s the real version. Minus the deer parts and goat beard.

They attack anyone who isn’t a virgin.

[[ So everyone on tumblr is safe? ]]

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[[ XP Anyone out there able to offer me a job? I’m willing to move. XP

Job searching is a pain in the flank… ]]

carvingourwoundswideopen:

istoleyourtardis:

caremkefo:

i-sold-my-soul-for-the-tardis:

THIS IS WHAT SHE WROTE ON MY PAPER OMG

“I’m sorry, but “They sound like a cute couple if one was a girl”???  Are we teaching homophobia in schools, now?  What happened to equal rights?

Woh… this teacher is actually homophobic AND rude!

I would have literally screamed at him/her.

[[ This has been confirmed fake. Stop getting so upset. ]]

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